Commodore Remix

Welcome to the 4 Word Story

Originally started by Tas in 2004 (see second post), this began as your typical four-word story forum game, evolving into an incoherent string of funny twists and bizarre situations (we call these the "Chaos Archives").

Eventually, our main hero Kickassio was introduced, and over time, the game transformed into a real, coherent story: The Book of Kickassio, complete with recurring characters, locations, and world-building. And it only gets better with each chapter!

You can read the story so far on the full story page. It is automatically updated at the bottom as the story evolves.


Participation Rules:

1. Everyone can participate
2. Only 4 words per post
3. Contractions count as one word ("I'm", "You're", etc)
4. Compounds count as one word (Ice cream, living room, etc.)
5. Keep the story consistent and interesting

Hints:

• Newcomers: read the full "Book of Kickassio" story arc to get up to speed
• Don't try to introduce new stuff on every line.
• Keep track of what was happening before.
• To add remarks outside the story, put them in (parentheses)

Have fun

This was done on a forum i use alot, and it turned out to have some hillarious quotes, so i thought heck.. lets see if it works here too....

The idea is to tell a story using only 4 words (NO MORE THAN FOUR) then pass it onto another poster..

lets see....



It was a wet.....

rainy day in autumn.

Summer is over, finally.

_She_ came out of

her house, grasping firmly

an unstable nuclear device

which promptly exploaded when

she tripped over a

strange yet somehow exciting


(beyond i saw that, my fault.. try it again )

big, rough, rubber dildo.


(i'd say the story is finished. She's dead )

A new story unfolds?!

Not yet! Fortunately she...

stays pretty well dead.

but is resurected as