[GAME] Corrupt-A-Wish

FunkyM · Post by **FunkyM** » 24/06/2005 - 15:46

Granted, but it's now hot in GothenBurg, and Boz is gonna kill ya!

I wish for a good game to play.

Infamous · Post by **Infamous** » 25/06/2005 - 19:50

voila - russian roulette with a psycic.

i wish i could go to cheshire

FunkyM · Post by **FunkyM** » 25/06/2005 - 21:43

Done, but in the middle of Flooding!

I wish the moon was half its size.

1337 · Post by **1337** » 26/06/2005 - 1:58

Granted, but then we wouldn't get the tides, and the fish in the middle of the ocean would suffocate and die. This would reduce the number of edible fish globally and the prices would soar. This means that fish would only be on the menu for rich people.

I wish there was twice as many breakfast cereals available.

1337

FunkyM · Post by **FunkyM** » 26/06/2005 - 20:52

(wow, good corruption)

Done, but half of them are cheap knock-offs of already available cereals made with GM ingredients!

I Wish for somebody to top that!

Yoshi · Post by **Yoshi** » 26/06/2005 - 21:14

Granted, you will have to eat all that cereal.

I wish my car would fix itself, or get indestructable.

1337 · Post by **1337** » 27/06/2005 - 1:31

Granted, but then the car would need artifical intelligent. It would be both WAY out of your price range, and a potential murderous menace that likes to run over old biddies crossing the road. Unfortunately the police would be unable to apprehend the vehicle.

I wish that food would magically appear in the refrigerator so I didn't have to walk to the shop.

1337

xo · Post by xo » 27/06/2005 - 17:32

Granted. Nutritious delicious injection tubes of "food" "magically" appear in your fridge via a nano fabrication unit hooked up to an internet site with "food" recipies. So this is how food without a taste tastes!

I wish I had a universal undo-button - with history and redo.

Post by **LMan** » 27/07/2005 - 13:23

The undo-button gets stuck and undoes everything back to the falling-in-love of your parents (Back to the Future esque). So with no exoskeleton left, there's nobody to hit the "redo" button.

I wish world religions would finally start peaceful coexistence.

beyond · Post by **beyond** » 27/07/2005 - 13:41

Granted, but then you'd have to pay church taxes to all churches worldwide due to over the top political correctness.

I wish it was monday!

(Vosla, your answer had me LOL'in for quite some time)
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Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 27/07/2005 - 21:14

Why the f*** should somebody wish for monday?
Ah, well...granted... it's monday and you have a hangover from weekend and the next weekend is bloody way away in the future.... Gah!

I wish this whole frickin' world starts making sense...
/me wanders of, mumbling incomprehensible stuff to himself...

merman · Post by **merman** » 28/07/2005 - 9:34

OK, but now the world makes sense you find out who is REALLY running the world, and you don't like it...

I wish it wasn't raining...

xo · Post by xo » 31/07/2005 - 8:13

Wait...................................................... Granted!

I wish I had all the money in the world.

Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 31/07/2005 - 20:37

exoskeleton wrote:I wish I had all the money in the world.

Granted! But then... it wouldn't be of use anymore...

I wish my "boss" would let me do my work instead of talking all day about things he can't understand a bit.