Commodore Remix

violently slammed the door.

"Good. They're almost ready..."

"What a lass," Kickassio

thought with racing heart.

"Must guard my virginity."
(ref chapter 4:
"Not for the man!" a buystander chimed in. "He is a savior to us. Saint Kickassio, revivor of dead threads, avenger of the downvoted, and lord protector of his own virginity. Our prayers were heard, so he kicked some asses."
)

( )
Meanwhile, in a messy

gnome cave, Murtceps shuffled

around in pink bunny-slippers

(HAHAHAHA )
mumbling: "Tomorrow, my new

toy will be unleashed

, with a perfect balance

and total obedience! Yeah,

faulty hearing within acceptable

limits but otherwise undefeatable!"

He danced around like

(BTW I've restructured the Story once more, paying more respect to the early entries while at the same time separating the "Book of Kickassio". Also slighty edited the early Kickassio chapters to make them more readable while keeping the original wording intact as much as possible)