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Ask Sonic!
Posted: 27/02/2006 - 14:53
by Chris Abbott
It's a thread where no matter how outlandish your question, Sonic Wanderer will either answer it, or make fun of it!
Chris
Posted: 27/02/2006 - 14:54
by Chris Abbott
My first questions are:
Are fruit smoothies only 1 of your 5 daily portions of fruit and vegetables like Which magazine says, or 2/5 like the manufacturers say?
and
What was the poke for the Commodore Pet that disabled the run/stop key?
Chris
Posted: 27/02/2006 - 15:16
by Tonka
I AM NOT A NERD!!!
Please find attached a more RECENT photo (taken as I type) to prove it!!!
SEE - I'm SO cool I even SMOKE fags 'n shit... Chick magnet or WHAT?!!!
(Ahem) Anyway, I don't know the answer to either question... Sonic will though(?)..
Tonka
Posted: 27/02/2006 - 18:02
by Sonic Wanderer
Chris Abbott wrote:My first questions are:
Are fruit smoothies only 1 of your 5 daily portions of fruit and vegetables like Which magazine says, or 2/5 like the manufacturers say?
and
What was the poke for the Commodore Pet that disabled the run/stop key?
Chris
1. It's actually both. Depending on the fruit used, and amount of alcohol used to shove it down.
2. That's an easy one. You poked it hard with a screwdriver, and *voila*.
3. You grab a wooden stick, carve a hole and gently attach it to your manhood with a stapler. Then you let the whole package soak for an hour in vinegar blended with strawberry jam, and you're done. Enjoy.
Posted: 27/02/2006 - 18:05
by Sonic Wanderer
Woops. That third one was apparently posted in the wrong forums.
Anyone else attending
http://www.sadomasochisticdominationand ... onzone.org ?
Posted: 27/02/2006 - 21:27
by Matrix
Where do flies go when its raining... hmmmm ?
Posted: 27/02/2006 - 21:44
by Chris Abbott
Nope. Just you apparently
Posted: 27/02/2006 - 22:07
by Sonic Wanderer
Matrix wrote:Where do flies go when its raining... hmmmm ?
But
*DUH*. To the pub, ofcourse.
Posted: 27/02/2006 - 22:21
by _tim_forsyth
Dear Mr Wanderer,
Why does my toaster vend toast like some kind of bread-hoare? Why cant it get a normal job like sweeping streets or serving the needy and homeless?
Many thanks,
Posted: 27/02/2006 - 23:04
by DHS
Dear Sonic,
Why Gesus?
Posted: 27/02/2006 - 23:34
by FFRenzy
Dear Sonic,
why am i the only sane person on this board ?
Regards,
FFrenzy
Posted: 27/02/2006 - 23:56
by Sonic Wanderer
_tim_forsyth wrote:Dear Mr Wanderer,
Why does my toaster vend toast like some kind of bread-hoare? Why cant it get a normal job like sweeping streets or serving the needy and homeless?
Many thanks,
A) Because it got bored of making waffles.
B) Because you're too busy posting crap on this forum. =)
( <NORMAL MODE> and B2) You're too busy making awesome remixes like Flightpath 737. Love that one, man!!!!!. </NORMAL MODE>)
DHS wrote:Dear Sonic,
Why Gesus?
Because Gawd said so.
FFrenzy wrote:Dear Sonic,
why am i the only sane person on this board ?
Regards,
FFrenzy
You're not. Everyone else is. Stop licking that toad!
Posted: 28/02/2006 - 3:51
by Matrix
1) If an asteroid passed close by the north pole and created "top spin" on the planet - what would happen to the human race ?
2) Would you like some toast ?
Posted: 28/02/2006 - 7:42
by Waz
Sonic,
Why oh why is Penny Smith still a contestant on BBC One's
Just The Two Of Us
Posted: 28/02/2006 - 9:58
by Sonic Wanderer
Matrix wrote:1) If an asteroid passed close by the north pole and created "top spin" on the planet - what would happen to the human race ?
2) Would you like some toast ?
1). The human race would go "Weeeeeeeeeeee!" and then we'd all die due to the vomit flood.
2). Yes please. Pass the jam.
Waz wrote:Sonic,
Why oh why is Penny Smith still a contestant on BBC One's Just The Two Of Us
She's not. You've been watching re-runs for the last 10 years.