then ate his brains

Granted, but then nobody else would do the dusting ever again, and you'd get an allergic reaction from the dust and walk around sneezing for half an hour. I wish there was a robot to do the laundry for me, that way I wouldn't need to get out of my chair every time I have to wash my work uniform. 1337

Paul takes ballet class and dresses in a baby blue tutu every saturday morning, but SSSSHHHHH!!! Don't tell his friends down the pub.

Grim Reaper

Thankx I'll install on Monday, because I'm working till then

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Ferengi

I hate it when spam appears in my e-mail inbox

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Granted, but then you'd have allow yourself to be suckered into a black hole. That's where everyones lost property ends up these days. Thing is, the gravity is so strong that you'll never escape.

I wish that my cats didn't pester me while I'm on the computer

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they demanded ice cream

exoskeleton is actually the Grim Reaper out for revenge. He only calls himself exoskeleton because it sounds friendlier. He is usually found in old peoples homes or starring in some horror movie. He also likes to pretend that he is a tarantula from time to time

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I know this probably sounds like a totally dumb question, but what program do you need to play .torrent format?

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Slimfast

Thing is, with advertising they carry on until everyone gets near comatose with BOREDOM and people stop buying it. The only way for this to stop is for eveyone to actually stop buying frog related products.

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Basically anything by Machinae Supremacy. I'd highly recommend Sidology Episode 1.

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If a tune has no melody, that means that it's playing one or more individual notes non-stop throughout the piece of music...

Has he ANY idea how ridiculous that sounds? People like this occasionally remind us how stupid a supposedly educated person can become.

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