Well, that's one way to get men to check themselves... not as though men need very much encouragement

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Trace is only saying that because he is actually an alien. He's already abducted hundreds of people and given them alien implants. These will only be discovered when his subjects visit the optician.

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I voted nope, but there is a paradox. If you vote no then you have already given the negative answer that you're claiming not to give in your response. Yet if you answer yes then you've given it a positive answer and not a negative. Clever trick question.

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Exoskeleton was growing mutant GM vegetables, that's why I sent the mice.

We have the technology... (well, I don't, but I'm sure someone does)

More than likely. If they can make people do what they do in The Matrix movies, then I'm sure they could delete somebody's appearance in a video.

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Me neither, I'm loony by nature

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Yoshi is just saying that to hide the truth. He is a genetic engineer who created the mice specifically to eat people's stock.

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Granted, but then the car would need artifical intelligent. It would be both WAY out of your price range, and a potential murderous menace that likes to run over old biddies crossing the road. Unfortunately the police would be unable to apprehend the vehicle. I wish that food would magically appear ...

It makes me laugh that so many people claim that the video wasn't meant to look sexual. My response = HUH??? I mean seriously, if there is a bunch of scantily dressed women cavorting around in a music video, the chances are it is meant to show off their sex appeal. My answer to the loons = DEAL.

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The Remote control, then I could press mute whenever somebody starts annoying me.

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Just one more thing I noticed.

Trace has 'Carpe Diem' in her sig. I read somewhere that it actually translates as 'whinge daily'. I believe it was the little book of stress IIRC.

*appologies for thread hyjacking*

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Nail Varnish

Granted, but then we wouldn't get the tides, and the fish in the middle of the ocean would suffocate and die. This would reduce the number of edible fish globally and the prices would soar. This means that fish would only be on the menu for rich people. I wish there was twice as many breakfast cerea...

Taz's stock went missing not because he sold it, but because his pet mice ate it and he doesn't want to admit it.

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Except there is something in here... it's the cyber belch

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