I hate it when things say 'buy one and get one free', because I only want the free one

1337

Granted, but then we would have something even worse bestowed upon us.

I wish they would invent time travel sometime soon.

1337

An alien ship landed

Sonic Wanderer is actually an android, he comes from the planet Lalazoid and was invented by a greasy bloke who has six pints of lager for breakfast, as well as several ommlettes.

(btw. I love your remix of The Great Gianna Sisters)

1337

Imagine this as a way to kill the frog:

--------> --------> --------> ------->

End result =

And so endeth the Frog.

1337

Granted, but then you'd miss all of Friday and get stuck in a theoretical time loop from which there is no escape.

I wish the lawn would learn to mow itself.

1337

You're MARRIED to Mario, but truth is Hon, he's been cheating on you with Princess Peach for a while now.

1337

That was deliberate, in most 1337 dialects, the is always 'teh', you is always 'J00', and never under any circumstances use an S to indicate a plural, you must use Z, 0r, or 5. eg. You're all suckers: _|00 411 5|_|Xx0r J00 @!! $|_|><><3rZ Those are just two possible forms. Be creative. 1337

Mr / Miss - i hope in real life Rafael you don't get mixed up as well

I sure won't lol

1337

putzi:

! @/\/\ /\07 73|-! |=|@><><0|2

1337

Just make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster.

1337

the rodents were vamipires

I hate it when you're in a hurry at the Supermarket and can't find what I want as quickly as I'd like.

(Also staying on the NEW topic of the thread... since it had almost been flushed down the toilet

1337

I wish i you guys could be at my work and see my boss, he looks so d-mn much like a crossover between mr.burns and mr.bean, it's scarry really Granted, but then nobody would get any work done and your boss would become more like mr. burns by the minute... until he says the immortal words 'you're al...

Well Mr.37 (or can I call you just 13?), Call me whatever, but the title is Miss.... ;) lol 1337 is actually 'Leet' written in Leet. eg. Hi, how are you? would translate to : |-|1, }={0\/\/ @!23 J00 Yes, I know too many geeky things. Get this: They're planning not just that -- but also an actual mo...