Luke Skywalker was asking Yoda all these questions in Yodas little
Hut... and Yoda was making all kinds of grunting sounds, an
indication of he's old age.... or that is what we were made to believe..
Yoda was actually sitting on a Termite Mound and taking a huge DumP!!!
All that grunting was him pinching a loaf, squatting a bouncer, breaking the porcelain.
A man went to the municipal authority to take his revenge on buerocracy.
He went to the first clerk he met and asked him:
"I want to talk to someone who is not in charge."
Ready to prompt an "I'm not in charge of that" the clerk thought twice
and made a few calls through the authoroty, finding noone able to
cope with the paradoxon. This resulted in a chain reaction, facing almost
the whole staff and associated authoroties with the problem.
Of 93 officials in the building, 84 required mental treatment
after this incident, 12 of them even had to retire. The damage
caused in the wider circles can only be estimated as equally severe.